John & Pat disregard the expertise of the professionals and offer their own advice to the dum-dums who write in to weekly columnists – with sometimes shocking results! Mostly not, though.

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John & Pat once again prove they quickly run out of things to say when talking about music. Then again, this is free, so who are you to complain? Check your privilege, doofus.

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John & Pat have nothing to say, but that doesn’t stop them from saying it for an hour. Why are you even reading this? It’s as pointless as life itself.

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John & Pat take a look at the latest clueless idiocy coming out of stars’ mouths, and counter it with some clueless idiocy of their own. Everybody loses!

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