Episode 246: Dear Abby vs. Ask Amy

John & Pat disregard the expertise of the professionals and offer their own advice to the dum-dums who write in to weekly columnists – with sometimes shocking results! Mostly not, though.

Episode 245: The Cars – The Cars vs. of Montreal – White is Relic/Irrealis Mood

John & Pat once again prove they quickly run out of things to say when talking about music. Then again, this is free, so who are you to complain? Check your privilege, doofus.

Episode 243: Hollywood Scandals

John & Pat take a look at the latest clueless idiocy coming out of stars’ mouths, and counter it with some clueless idiocy of their own. Everybody loses!