Episode 198: Michael Jackson – Thriller vs. Prince Sign O’ The Times

Pop culture guru Steve Mockus returns to settle the most important debate of our time: Prince vs. Michael Jackson. As with most debates, there is disagreement – and also murder most foul.

Episode 197: Our Top 10 Movies of the ’00s

John & Pat pick their favorite movies from the 2000s, which, strangely, end in 2009. For some reason 2010 is considered the teens, even though that’s obviously complete nonsense. Thanks for nothing, PYTHAGORAS.

Episode 188: Pat’s Letters from New Orleans

John reads Pat’s letters from his vacation in New Orleans. Literally, that’s it. Don’t expect much and you’ll still be disappointed.

Episode 185: RIP 206

John & Pat drink a toast to the dearly departed of the previous year. Unfortunately, they both try to drink actual toast and end up choking to death in beautifully thematic fashion.

Episode 184: The Best of 2016

John & Pat pick their best pop culture items of the year. If only they were picking the incoming cabinet, this might be meaningful instead of just masturbatory. But why change the format now?

Episode 183: Definitely Not Happy Days vs. Life In Pieces

The holiday season is upon us, so instead of letting crazed shoppers and awful relatives bring your blood pressure up, allow John & Pat to do it instead with their half-assed attempt at entertainment.

Episode 182: Under the Weather

John & Pat are both feeling under the weather, but decided to give you a podcast anyway out of the kindness of their hearts. Sure, there’s no topic and they’re really more lazy than sick, but still – shouldn’t you be sending them money?

Episode 180: Yet Another Show About Nothing

Nothing. It’s a theme Pat & John have explored before, both on the podcast and in their mental states. They once again stare into the void and the void stares back. Then the void takes them out for beers and they watch a VHS copy of Caddyshack. The void’s not so bad.