John & Pat take a look at the best films from a decade remembered fondly exclusively by old white men. Which could be any decade, really. You’ll just have to listen to find out which! Or read the episode title.
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John & Pat pick their favorite John & Pat bits from all the John & Pat Johns & Pats. John & Pat!
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Pop culture guru Steve Mockus returns to settle the most important debate of our time: Prince vs. Michael Jackson. As with most debates, there is disagreement – and also murder most foul.
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John & Pat pick their favorite movies from the 2000s, which, strangely, end in 2009. For some reason 2010 is considered the teens, even though that’s obviously complete nonsense. Thanks for nothing, PYTHAGORAS.
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John reads Pat’s letters from his vacation in New Orleans. Literally, that’s it. Don’t expect much and you’ll still be disappointed.
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John & Pat embrace the new regime by constantly talking while saying nothing – also by coming up with creative new ways to screw the lower classes!
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John & Pat drink a toast to the dearly departed of the previous year. Unfortunately, they both try to drink actual toast and end up choking to death in beautifully thematic fashion.
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John & Pat pick their best pop culture items of the year. If only they were picking the incoming cabinet, this might be meaningful instead of just masturbatory. But why change the format now?
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The holiday season is upon us, so instead of letting crazed shoppers and awful relatives bring your blood pressure up, allow John & Pat to do it instead with their half-assed attempt at entertainment.
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John & Pat are both feeling under the weather, but decided to give you a podcast anyway out of the kindness of their hearts. Sure, there’s no topic and they’re really more lazy than sick, but still – shouldn’t you be sending them money?
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