Episode 190: Tourist Trap vs. The VVitch w/ Michael Morris

Michael returns to discuss a pair of horror movies – one legitimate, one where the horror come from the realization you spent an hour and a half watching garbage when you could have been folding laundry. So i’s all a good metaphor for life in general.

Episode 189: Back to the Future vs. Looper w/ David Schneider

David returns to talk time travel movies with John & Pat. Will they inadvertently solve the problem of quantum gravity through their musings? Or will it just be more poop jokes? Find out…in the future!

Episode 178: The Castle vs. Kenny w/ Michael Morris

Michael returns to triumphantly take his place among the geniuses of podcasting by choosing to discuss 2 movies nobody in America has ever seen. Also; debates about the best way to kill whitey.

Episode 177: Westworld (1973) vs Westworld (2016)

John & Pat look at the different versions of “Westworld” and use the discussion to finally reveal which one of them is the robot. The answer will shock and delight you!

Episode 173: Our Top ’80s Movies

John & Pat pick their top 10 ’80s movies, which turns out to be utterly pointless since there were only 6 Police Academy films released during the decade. History is a series of disasters.

Episode 156: Death Wish vs. John Wick

Hollywood insider David Schneider returns to break down the mis-en-scene of the two greatest revenge movies ever made. Unfortunately, we could only get hold of one of them, so the other one is “Death Wish”.

Episode 147: Blazing Saddles vs. The Ridiculous Six

John & Pat almost come to fisticuffs when attempting to classify the awfulness of one of these films (I think you can guess which one). They’re just like Siskel & Ebert! Only. Not good. Two thumbs up!

Episode 143: 2015 Year in Review

Pat & John look back at the year that was and determine it to be the pinnacle of human achievement. Then they look up the word ‘pinnacle’ and have to make a shame-faced retraction.